
Assquatch
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Buy UNH #71 nonfoil
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Assquatch Price Summary
Assquatch Price History
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Reprints in this period
Assquatch price history chart, default range 3 months. currently $2.48.
Where to Buy and Sell Assquatch
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Assquatch in Sealed Products
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Assquatch Printings & Prices
Assquatch has 1 tracked printing across 1 sets, in nonfoil and foil finishes.
Sell Assquatch: Buylist Offers
| Buyer | Printing | Finish | Cash offer | Market | Spread to market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Card Kingdom | UNH #71 | Foil | |||
| CoolStuffInc | UNH #71 | Nonfoil | |||
| Card Kingdom | UNH #71 | Nonfoil |
Assquatch Rules Text & Legality
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
Assquatch is not legal in any of the major constructed formats.
- AlchemyNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- Competitive BrawlNot legal
- Duel CommanderNot legal
- Future StandardNot legal
- GladiatorNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
- Old SchoolNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- Pauper CommanderNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- PreDHNot legal
- PremodernNot legal
- StandardNot legal
- Standard BrawlNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- VintageNot legal
Reprints & Reprint Risk
Assquatch has been reprinted 2 times.
- Nov 19, 2004UnhingedUNH #71
- Nov 19, 2004Unhinged · foilUNH #71
Assquatch FAQ
How much is Assquatch worth?
Assquatch is worth about $2.48 for its cheapest playable printing as of Nov 6, 2026.
Is Assquatch legal in Commander?
No. Assquatch is not legal in any of the major constructed formats (Standard, Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Commander and Pauper).
Has Assquatch been reprinted?
Yes. Assquatch has been reprinted 2 times, with 1 printings tracked on The Index.
Why is Assquatch cheap?
Assquatch trades at about $2.48; 2 reprints keep supply plentiful.