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Assquatch Unhinged MTG card
UNH #71 · Art by Jeremy Jarvis
UNH set symbol, RareUnhinged#71Rare

Assquatch

Creature · Donkey
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Assquatch Printings & Prices

Assquatch has 1 tracked printing across 1 sets, in nonfoil and foil finishes.

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Assquatch Rules Text & Legality

Assquatch

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

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Assquatch is not legal in any of the major constructed formats.

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Reprints & Reprint Risk

Assquatch has been reprinted 2 times.

  • Nov 19, 2004UNH set symbol, RareUnhingedUNH #71
  • Nov 19, 2004UNH set symbol, RareUnhinged · foilUNH #71

Assquatch FAQ

How much is Assquatch worth?

Assquatch is worth about $2.48 for its cheapest playable printing as of Nov 6, 2026.

Is Assquatch legal in Commander?

No. Assquatch is not legal in any of the major constructed formats (Standard, Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Commander and Pauper).

Has Assquatch been reprinted?

Yes. Assquatch has been reprinted 2 times, with 1 printings tracked on The Index.

Why is Assquatch cheap?

Assquatch trades at about $2.48; 2 reprints keep supply plentiful.