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Dissatisfied Customer
CREATURE — VAMPIRE GUEST Common
Unfinity EDHREC #21,531
$0.08
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Dissatisfied Customer price history chart, default range 3 months. currently $0.08.
Dissatisfied Customer Price Summary
Dissatisfied Customer's current headline price is $0.08.
Dissatisfied Customer Printings & Prices
2 printings
Dissatisfied Customer has 2 tracked printings across 1 sets, in galaxy foil, nonfoil and foil finishes, including alt art treatments.
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Sell Dissatisfied Customer: Buylist Offers
3 offers
| Buyer | Printing | Finish | Cash offer | Retail | Spread |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Card Kingdom | UNF #72 | Foil | — | — | — |
| Card Kingdom | UNF #358 | Galaxy Foil | — | — | — |
| Card Kingdom | UNF #72 | Nonfoil | — | — | — |
Dissatisfied Customer Rules Text & Legality
View on Scryfall ↗Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
"The mirrors weren't fun for everyone."
Dissatisfied Customer is legal in Legacy, Commander and Pauper, and not legal in Standard, Pioneer and Modern.
standard
Not legal
pioneer
Not legal
modern
Not legal
legacy
Legal
commander
Legal
pauper
Legal
Dissatisfied Customer Rulings
5 most recent
- Oct 7, 2022 Each die is identified by the number of faces it has. A six-sided die is a die with six equally likely outcomes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. The roll must be fair. Although physical dice are recommended, digital substitutes are allowed except in cases where the physical die is required for the effect.
- Oct 7, 2022 If a die is rerolled, the original roll essentially never happened: it doesn't cause any abilities to trigger, and no effect that cares about die rolls will consider it.
- Oct 7, 2022 If an ability triggers "whenever you roll a die," it will trigger whenever you roll any die, including the planar die. This is a change from previous Un- rules. Some abilities use the result to determine part of the effect. If you get a non-numerical result (currently just the planar die, but the future is long), that part of the effect won't do anything.
- Oct 7, 2022 If the result is 0 or less, because of modifications to the result, you won't lose any life. You also won't gain any life if the result is somehow negative.
- Oct 7, 2022 Results can be numbers not ordinarily possible on a six-sided die. Spells like Scooch can change the result to 0 or 7, for example.
Reprints & Reprint Risk
3 printings
Dissatisfied Customer has been reprinted 3 times.
| Set | Date | Rarity | Treatment |
|---|---|---|---|
| UNF #358 | 2022-10-07 | Common | Alt Art |
| UNF #72 | 2022-10-07 | Common | Standard |
| UNF #72 | 2022-10-07 | Common | Standard |
Dissatisfied Customer in Commander
Dissatisfied Customer is the #21,531 most-played card on EDHREC, down 390 places over the last 30 days.
Dissatisfied Customer FAQ
How much is Dissatisfied Customer worth?
Dissatisfied Customer is worth about $0.08 for its cheapest playable printing as of Sep 24, 2026.
Is Dissatisfied Customer legal in Commander?
Yes — Dissatisfied Customer is legal in Commander. It is also legal in Legacy and Pauper.
Has Dissatisfied Customer been reprinted?
Yes — Dissatisfied Customer has been reprinted 3 times, with 2 printings tracked on The Index.
Why is Dissatisfied Customer cheap?
Dissatisfied Customer trades at about $0.08 — 3 reprints keep supply plentiful, and Commander demand is modest (#21,531 on EDHREC).