
Fat Ass
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Buy UNH #95 nonfoil
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Fat Ass Price Summary
Fat Ass Price History
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Reprints in this period
Fat Ass price history chart, default range 3 months. currently $0.39.
Where to Buy and Sell Fat Ass
Every market we track for UNH #95 nonfoil on one line. The gray band is what you give up selling to a store instead of buying at market.
Fat Ass in Sealed Products
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Fat Ass Printings & Prices
Fat Ass has 1 tracked printing across 1 sets, in nonfoil and foil finishes.
Sell Fat Ass: Buylist Offers
| Buyer | Printing | Finish | Cash offer | Market | Spread to market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Card Kingdom | UNH #95 | Foil | |||
| Card Kingdom | UNH #95 | Nonfoil |
Fat Ass Rules Text & Legality
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
Fat Ass is not legal in any of the major constructed formats.
- AlchemyNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- Competitive BrawlNot legal
- Duel CommanderNot legal
- Future StandardNot legal
- GladiatorNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
- Old SchoolNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- Pauper CommanderNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- PreDHNot legal
- PremodernNot legal
- StandardNot legal
- Standard BrawlNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- VintageNot legal
Reprints & Reprint Risk
Fat Ass has been reprinted 2 times.
- Nov 19, 2004UnhingedUNH #95
- Nov 19, 2004Unhinged · foilUNH #95
Fat Ass FAQ
How much is Fat Ass worth?
Fat Ass is worth about $0.39 for its cheapest playable printing as of Nov 6, 2026.
Is Fat Ass legal in Commander?
No. Fat Ass is not legal in any of the major constructed formats (Standard, Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Commander and Pauper).
Has Fat Ass been reprinted?
Yes. Fat Ass has been reprinted 2 times, with 1 printings tracked on The Index.
Why is Fat Ass cheap?
Fat Ass trades at about $0.39; 2 reprints keep supply plentiful.