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Fat Ass Unhinged MTG card
UNH #95 · Art by Jeremy Jarvis
UNH set symbol, CommonUnhinged#95Common

Fat Ass

Creature · Donkey Shaman
TCGplayer market · UNH #95 nonfoil
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Fat Ass Printings & Prices

Fat Ass has 1 tracked printing across 1 sets, in nonfoil and foil finishes.

UNH set symbol, CommonUNH #95
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Fat Ass Rules Text & Legality

Fat Ass

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Fat Ass is not legal in any of the major constructed formats.

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Reprints & Reprint Risk

Fat Ass has been reprinted 2 times.

  • Nov 19, 2004UNH set symbol, CommonUnhingedUNH #95
  • Nov 19, 2004UNH set symbol, CommonUnhinged · foilUNH #95

Fat Ass FAQ

How much is Fat Ass worth?

Fat Ass is worth about $0.39 for its cheapest playable printing as of Nov 6, 2026.

Is Fat Ass legal in Commander?

No. Fat Ass is not legal in any of the major constructed formats (Standard, Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Commander and Pauper).

Has Fat Ass been reprinted?

Yes. Fat Ass has been reprinted 2 times, with 1 printings tracked on The Index.

Why is Fat Ass cheap?

Fat Ass trades at about $0.39; 2 reprints keep supply plentiful.